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Category Archives: Humorous Poems

Poetry that is witty and/or funny

W. I. P APPEAL POETRY

Posted on May 16, 2016 by PHEROMONES

  W I P Appeal Poetry On the Up rise No Surprise You whispered words in the night That made my nature arise A haunting Metaphorical Smith of words you be Doing it to my earhole Stroking words that went it deeply

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WHEN I’M BAD, I’M GOOD

Posted on May 3, 2016 by Vincent Charles

My bad is SO GOOD; makes you feel like a woman should, gets you all hot and wet, gives you the kinda love you’ll never forget. Hit you in those spots that’s been a while, have you feel free like a little

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Do I dare to tell a lie?

Posted on April 29, 2016 by Princess Talia

Do I dare to tell a lie? – Limerick Do I dare to tell a lie? I would say the moon fell out of the sky The stars came down to the grass The bunny raced the fox and came in last

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The Worst Summer Ever…

Posted on April 28, 2016 by Princess Talia

The Worst Summer Ever Sizzle! The burn hurts from your feet in the scorching sand In your hot room without a fan Crack! Falling off of a ride at Great America Off to go see the great Dr. Sarah Stuck at your

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The Sweet Smoky Black Cherry Fonk :

Posted on February 15, 2016 by PHEROMONES

  He Spilled his Brandy upon my Sweet Black Cherry Then Placed my Stem Betwixt his Lips Gently, He rolled it Caressed it and Smothered it Giving my She Sweet Black Cherry Drunkenness Blowing Smoldering Cherry scented Cigar Smoked rings around my

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Black Bubbles

Posted on February 15, 2016 by PHEROMONES

  Black Bubbles Lathering Clouds Surrounding us In you I trust You never Rush You await until My tide comes in Hot Soapy Black Bubble Love washes away all my Stress And All My TRouble As I lay Back Upon His Chest

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SWAGGALICIOUS

Posted on February 15, 2016 by PHEROMONES

  We Set the DEEPEST OF TRENDS WE DO IT WITH OUR OWN SPIN WITH EACH ANY EVERY BREATH OF OUR LIVES WHEN STRIVE FOR UNITY THAT MAKES OUR TEA THE SWEETEST YOU GET NERVOUS IT MAKES YOU SO SOUR THEN YOU

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Pleasant Hands

Posted on February 15, 2016 by PHEROMONES

Your Sweetness Is Not a Weakness Chocolate Lover man with the Pleasant Hands Caresses the Night Chill up through My Bones and through out my Skin My Tender Loverman Mr Bo Bo Brown I love all the Ways you get Down Pushing

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The 13 Days of DickMas

Posted on December 31, 2015 by ThefloetressDezire

  On The 1st Day Of DickMas My True Love Gave To Me 2 12 Inch Dicks. On The 2nd Day Of DickMas My True Love Gave To Me A Threesome With Him And His Best Friend. On The 3rd Day Of

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My Sincere Apology…

Posted on October 2, 2015 by Gary Dunlap

My Sincere Apology… Forgive me because I am not that thug brother I mean I could only be that good brother You know that compassionate lover To show that I loved ya Forgive me for not hitting you only hugging ya For

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Attention Please! Members and Supporters/Readers…

Posted on August 5, 2015 by admin

Poems that have frequent visits by the writer or a reader where there are an unreasonable amount of hits to the poem consecutively will be removed from the Top 15 or the hits will be adjusted.  The best way to support the

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I Was Write about You by Kimathi El Shabazz

Posted on June 17, 2015 by Ali El Shabazz

* I was Write about You * I would Love to Write about you, Like a Slow Cooked Novel on a Cast Iron Stove, With Steamed Vegetable in Spring Rolls, and A Hungover Moon, following us As We Stroll through The Grove,

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“Cum And Talk To Me” w/Shantell Cooper

Posted on March 26, 2015 by Shawn Stare

“Cum And Talk To Me” ((Collaboration)) by Shantell Cooper & Ra Shine McKoy Shantell ((AUDIO)) **BLEEP**BLEEP** Come in DEEP STAR 9″, there’s something that I really need you to handle, I been having such erotic thoughts that they bout to cast us

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“Sonic Boom”

Posted on March 15, 2015 by Shawn Stare

AS YOU CAN TELL BY NOW I WRITE FROM DA HEART LIGHT UP A NEWPORT LET DA VISIONS SPARK ON MY PAD I NEVER HAD A DAD JUST A BUNCH OF MALE FIGURES LIKE DIS BEAT INSTRUMENTAL IN MY GROWTH WHO LENT

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“Dream Over” w/ Shantell Cooper

Posted on February 17, 2015 by Shawn Stare

“Dream Over” ((Collaboration)) by Ra Shine McKoy aka Shawn Stare & Shantell Cooper aka Shan-Teazy Ledgend Shawn Stare It read what you over there doing babe? Mami missin’ her Papi Ladel chirped back, he copy! Just waking up from nappin’ & dreamin’

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